Up to date; to keep someone up to date on a subject
Please keep me utd about when to meet befor the concert.
by Deshman May 24, 2006
Acronym for "Urethra Tongue Dance". The act of gently licking over the urethra/pee hole of a penis or vagina. Sticking ones tongue into the pee hole.
I love it when she gives me the UTD while sucking my dick.
by JackednHandsome April 14, 2022
A load of shit which everyone hates if they have any sense.
Hey look at that piece of shit; oh no it's not it's just manchester utd.
by Dave [Jake realy] March 7, 2007
A gay night club

named after the english football team
no example for man utd

it is just gay
by Example555 February 16, 2009
the best football team in europe with lots of songs like we are the pride of all europe the cock of the north we hate the scousers the cockneys of course and leeds they won the treble in 1999 nd might in 2007
jack:Arsenal are the best
Aaron: no they arent man utd rule
by Fumas April 29, 2007
Largely unliked Football (Soccer Team), Successfull for a forgettable period in the mid to late nineties. Now in steep decline, and managed by a whiskey nosed scotsman showing early signs of dementia. Notable for their low level of European cups and tend to handle themselves with little or no dignity. Most fans are glory hunting individuals who live nowhere near Manchester.
Liverpool have 5 European Cups, Man Utd only have 2. Bah!
by Conormurphy September 26, 2005