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Acronym for "Urethra Tongue Dance". The act of gently licking over the urethra/pee hole of a penis or vagina. Sticking ones tongue into the pee hole.
I love it when she gives me the UTD while sucking my dick.
UTD by JackednHandsome April 13, 2022
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Up to date; to keep someone up to date on a subject
Please keep me utd about when to meet befor the concert.
utd by Deshman May 28, 2006
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Upvote to dislike. A comment used to pay tribute to the Dislike Button that was brutally sacrifice by its creator to appease corporate agendas.
Thank god for that "UTD scam" comment, you can't trust a video with 100k view and no dislike indicator.
UTD by Valicci November 11, 2021
UTD means “unleash the demons” as in unleashing the side of someone that is rude, violent, and uncontrollable.
“If these people keep bothering me with their nonsense on everything i’m UTD.”
“As we speak i’m UTD, you’re making me mad.”
UTD by uncontrolledlunartics June 29, 2026
Means "Under the desk" gum, UTD gum is the more nastier form of "ABC" gum, because it is found stuck to the underside of a desk.
I can't believe that he chewed the UTD gum you gave him...that is so gross! And he says is still has its flavor!
UTD gum by Honey Wychwood November 19, 2006

Utd_Optimist 

One of the smartest, most sensible Twitter accounts.

Utd_dave_ 

A top tier united fan, with good take on sports.
Jack: Bruno is better than Kdb
Sam: that a Utd_dave_ Take right there
Utd_dave_ by Top tier takes May 6, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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