UTD

Acronym for "Urethra Tongue Dance". The act of gently licking over the urethra/pee hole of a penis or vagina. Sticking ones tongue into the pee hole.

I love it when she gives me the UTD while sucking my dick.

by JackednHandsome April 13, 2022

utd

Up to date; to keep someone up to date on a subject

Please keep me utd about when to meet befor the concert.

by Deshman May 28, 2006

UTD

Upvote to dislike. A comment used to pay tribute to the Dislike Button that was brutally sacrifice by its creator to appease corporate agendas.

Thank god for that "UTD scam" comment, you can't trust a video with 100k view and no dislike indicator.

by Valicci November 11, 2021

UTD gum

Means "Under the desk" gum, UTD gum is the more nastier form of "ABC" gum, because it is found stuck to the underside of a desk.

I can't believe that he chewed the UTD gum you gave him...that is so gross! And he says is still has its flavor!

by Honey Wychwood November 19, 2006

Utd_Optimist

One of the smartest, most sensible Twitter accounts.

Utd_Optimist is a great account.

by VerySmartQuestionMark March 28, 2021

Utd_dave_

A top tier united fan, with good take on sports.

Jack: Bruno is better than Kdb
Sam: that a Utd_dave_ Take right there

by Top tier takes May 6, 2021

Utd_billy3

The goat of FT. Brilliant ball knowledge and deserves more followers. W merchant.

Utd_billy3 is the best account on FT - Jakeprivv

by Goat of FT July 10, 2021