usps 

Acronym for United States Postal Service. A place of psychotic mailmen, evil yet pathetic individuals like Newman from Seinfeld, and old guys in really ugly, blue outfits. They say they'll mail in the snow, rain, and stuff like that but they're damn slow anyway!

I sent a package through usps to 'Jersey(say from NY) and it gets there a month later. I coulda delivered it faster myself on my bicycle! Damn you usps!

usps by anonymonous-man March 27, 2005

USPS 

a mailing service, and not a very good one either.

if the usps is out to deliver your package, than it's considered lost.

USPS by someonewhoyoucantrust September 28, 2009

USPS 

(v) to mail something via the United States Postal Service, a practice generally frowned upon by people under 30.

"Don't USPS your birthday party invites, that stone-age crap is strictly for weddings. Through rain or snow or dark of night still takes longer than the internet."

USPS by adychka December 8, 2009

USPS 

(United States Postal Service) The shittiest mail delivery method known to man. When you order from USPS, make sure to add at least a week to the delivery time.

Person 1: Where's my package? I ordered it three weeks ago.

Person 2: Is it coming USPS?

Person 1: Yes.

Person 2: There's your problem.

USPS by TheBestDefinitionMaker December 10, 2015

Usps 

Somehow folded my new door

Bro usps somehow folded my new door

Usps by This_1-dude August 24, 2022

Usps 

Usps

Actually i think it was fedex not usps

Usps by This_1-dude August 24, 2022

USPS Crashed Into My House 

The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK USPS CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.

USPS Crashed Into My House by DampBongo March 24, 2021