us Marine 

the last person in the world you wanna fuck with. a Marine will rip your stomach out your ass and strangle you with it before you even relize what happpend.

jim: hey, wheres Austin?
mike: oh he step on a us Marines dress shoe and scuffed it.
Jim: oh shit hes a dead man.
Mike: was a dead man.

us Marine by rancidbeef54 July 20, 2009

US Marine 

The definition of total badassery

“Dude, that guy was a US Marine, dont piss him off”

US Marine by Sergeant Dickhead May 20, 2018

US Marine Corps 

A large, powerful organisation operated by the US Government. Very often trigger happySpecially trained to inflict maximum innocent civilian casualties and to fire on allied forces. Unlike an elite, hardened force of veteran soldiers (see Royal Marines), they are an unwieldy force, with more than 1,500,000 troops.
Battle Honours:
Mexican War
World War 1 (After waiting to see who was winning before joining brave Britain and France)
World War 2 (Same as above)
Korean War (Commies 1 Marines 0)
The 'nam (Commies 1 Marines 0)
Iraq

Afghanistan (see Friendly Fire

US Marine Corps soldier in Humvee: I can see foot mobiles approaching
Commander: Do they look friendly?
Marine: I think so
Commander: Lets not take any chances (Call in an F-18 airstrike)
British Soldier: WHAT THE F*CK!!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!! FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY
Commander: Holy Crap.....this is gonna take alot of explaining.......

US Marine Corps by wannabekiller November 21, 2010

US Marines 

The amphibious warfare branch of the United States military, formed on Nov. 10th, 1775. Tun Tavern in Pennsylvania is considered the birthplace of this branch. The US Marines are in particular used as an invasion force, rather than an army of occupation, and is the only US military branch that is deployed during peacetime.

The US Marines were the first force to deploy into both Iraq and Afghanistan.

US Marines by USMCPoolee94 October 4, 2011

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

The U.S. Marine Corps by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020

U.S. Marine

A very loyal, frightless, and strong soilder for the United States Marine Corps.
12 Weeks of brutal, fierce, and mind toddeling training with the best. Also the strongest and proudest out of all armed forces. Their the first sent into battle and the last to come out. USAF veterans and wannabes can say all they want about the USMC and how USAF is stronger, but look at it this way, the Air Force is in the air with nukes at the click of a finger and will fall back when shot or locked on by a missile and cannot save other Allie Air Crafts, but Marines are on the ground, with limited ammo, a M-16, a Pistol, few grenades, and a knife, out in war for hours, days, weeks, months, without returning to base, and they can save and help other soilders and will take 20 bullets to the chest just to save his/her fellow Marine friend. Never underestimate the power and will of the United States Marines. HOO RAH!!!

Air Force Recruit - I GOT TO SHOOT SOME BULLETS OUT OF A AIR CRAFT TODAY YOU STUPID MARINE!!!
"U.S. Marine" - Knocks the fuck out of the Recruit, "I just saved 37 soilders, killed 197 OP, and got shot 4 times in the leg, arm, and chest. Then carried my brother 6 miles on my shoulder just to get water for him. "Spits on recruites face. "HOO RAH!"

U.S. Marine by xAvery360x January 27, 2009

U.S. Marine Corps 

U.S. Army No. 2 or U.S. Army LITE. An arrogant and overrated "branch" of the U.S. military which has no real need to exist since their job can be & is already mostly done by the Army, Navy and Air Force. Despite being called "The Few, The Proud" there are over 200,000 Marines, which is bigger than a lot of countries armed forces. Their specialization is Amphibious Warfare, despite the FACT that the U.S. Army has taken part in more amphibious landings such as Normandy and in the Pacific in WWII.

The USMC is also vastly inferior to other Marine forces around the world such as the British Royal Marine Commandos who are not only much fewer in number but trained a lot longer and harder. The USMC is too big and bloated to be considered "elite".

The popularity of the USMC only exists because of it's famous boot camp and movies like Full Metal Jacket.

Join the U.S. Marine Corps if you are easily persuaded by propaganda, you get hard watching R Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, and you want to be treated like shit and a child throughout your enlistment. Join the U.S. Army if you want to be treated like an adult, have your own choice of MOS, decent equipment and a bigger choice of jobs.

U.S. Marine Corps by RawrRiot1992 November 27, 2012