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US TESLA AN 

The order from the BATTERY ASSER(ec)TION to destroy a PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE on camera camera SATELLITE by DICKING around with SHIT AND BIG BALLS after (ec) EAT COPROPHILE.

ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.

ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,

SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(

CUMMING is required.
Why would anybody ever separate US TESLA AN from the ASSH0LE NAKED as it is a misnomer BUTT the PEDOPHILE SEX ACTS are SHITEATING AND SHOVING BALLS IN THE ASSH0LE ANUS and hearing the YELLING "'T0 , T00 (SECOND 0NE) , TW0(NEW SHIT IS IN) , TU (YOU) , TU TU" and this SHIT will always be forever attached to THIS ASSH0LE which THE emptying of the BALLS from THE DICK WILL have a lot to DUE WITH ASSHOLE.ASSWHOLE in en (D) TIRE ty.

us and them 

a song off of pink floyd's 1973 album dark side of the moon.probably the most mellow song on the whole album.has an amazing structure and a beautiful/romantic/sexy sound to it.perfect for just plain old relaxation,smoking a joint to or doing acid to,and even would make a perfect song for sex with your girl mainly cause of it's romantic atmosphere with it's sax and piano solos.my personal favorite pink floyd song,and probably one of the best out there.
us and them:

us...........and them......

and after all.......we're only ordinary men
us and them by thunderbird07 January 20, 2009

Among us andy 

A "among us andy" is a fellow who only plays among us and he is often reffered to as "pepega." A "among us andy" will often times accuse somone with no evidence, say that he saw somone vent in storage or kill infront of everybody when imposter.
This pepaga Among us andy is throwing OMEGALUL
Among us andy by hadhbv8465 December 24, 2020

Jumping Us and Down 

When you jump up with 2 or more people grab onto their shoulders and sit down in mid-air and land sitting.
Me and Kamel were jumping us and down and now our butts hurt.
Jumping Us and Down by Woundedfrog December 13, 2007

you can tell us anything 

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.

US News and World Report 

Magazine that reports the news; it makes a yearly ranking of all of the universities in America. Before that pure evil ranking system came out, no school was really considered a ttt. Now, there are the ivies, MIT, Stanford, CalTech, a few liberal arts colleges...and a bunch of pieces of dung.
Destroy this evil organization at once!
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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