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no-see-um 

a small biting insect, especially a biting midge
You won't see a single no-see-um without a group.

no but um 

When someone insist to carry on the argument despite them being clearly wrong
Person 1: I fucked your mum last night
Person 2: My mums dead you insensitive fuck
Person 1: No but um
no but um by mmmmmose November 4, 2017

Um, he's not gay

An effeminate male that a girl is in major denial about.
After two gays checked him out while they were shopping for a ring at the Galleria...

A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...

What the heck is a promise ring??

"Um, he's not gay."

D I N O H U M A N

D I N O H U M A N L O L
D I N O H U M A N by miata real October 28, 2020
Along the lines of kthxbye. A quick and rude denial/rejection of whatever was asked or offered.
Guy: hey what r u doin 2nite? wanna watch LOTR ROTK?
Girl: umno
umno by B March 31, 2005

Umnotious 

"Umnotious" the opposite of "notious" meaning, not so hocus-pocus, quite ordinary and 'not like other girls' but backwards
Kid: When i grow up i want to be umnotious!
Mom: Son, its notious you don't to be like everyone else do you?
Kid: No.. i guess i don't, Thanks Mom!
Umnotious by umnotious October 31, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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