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Unitary Guerilla Platoon - One of the oldest Counter-Strike teams in the Universe. Owned and operated by the oldest man on Earth, SirScoots. SirScoots started his career playing with Jesus of Nazareth.

UGP is the greatest team on the planet, except when they dont practice and when playing on fire and when playing any team that does practice more and also except when playing against mexicans.
Wow, UGP just raped us, Newman is soo hot.
UGP by George W. Bush September 13, 2004
Guy 1: Bro, you should have been there last night. Tiffany had such a UGP
Guy 2: What is a UGP?
Guy 1: Ushy Gushy Pussy
UGP by UGP9272 September 20, 2020

Ugpensive 

Combination of Ugly-expensive. Used in terms of clothing/style
I don't care if her clothes are from Saks Fifth Avenue they are ugly. She has Ugpensive taste.
Ugpensive by Drew34000 July 25, 2010
You Got Private Message - Normally used in forum where A want to remind B that he/she has sent private message to him/her.The sender dont want to reveal in a particular thread since it will be made public.
bro, ugpm.thanks
UGPM by dominictoretto March 23, 2010
A guy who doesen't care about him or his dick.
Damn I have a ugpenis from not washing daily.
ugpenis by Sean Hartman December 21, 2007
meaning an upgrade you don;t want

like the eternal demands to install a new adobe version, only 499MB, just to read pdfs!!!

(grr)
wle
hey
you
it;s been 2 days
ugprade your freaking adobe acrobat already!
ugprade by wlexxx2 February 21, 2014
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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