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Unitary Guerilla Platoon - One of the oldest Counter-Strike teams in the Universe. Owned and operated by the oldest man on Earth, SirScoots. SirScoots started his career playing with Jesus of Nazareth.

UGP is the greatest team on the planet, except when they dont practice and when playing on fire and when playing any team that does practice more and also except when playing against mexicans.
Wow, UGP just raped us, Newman is soo hot.
UGP by George W. Bush September 13, 2004
Guy 1: Bro, you should have been there last night. Tiffany had such a UGP
Guy 2: What is a UGP?
Guy 1: Ushy Gushy Pussy
UGP by UGP9272 September 20, 2020

Ugpensive 

Combination of Ugly-expensive. Used in terms of clothing/style
I don't care if her clothes are from Saks Fifth Avenue they are ugly. She has Ugpensive taste.
Ugpensive by Drew34000 July 25, 2010
You Got Private Message - Normally used in forum where A want to remind B that he/she has sent private message to him/her.The sender dont want to reveal in a particular thread since it will be made public.
bro, ugpm.thanks
UGPM by dominictoretto March 23, 2010
A guy who doesen't care about him or his dick.
Damn I have a ugpenis from not washing daily.
ugpenis by Sean Hartman December 21, 2007
meaning an upgrade you don;t want

like the eternal demands to install a new adobe version, only 499MB, just to read pdfs!!!

(grr)
wle
hey
you
it;s been 2 days
ugprade your freaking adobe acrobat already!
ugprade by wlexxx2 February 21, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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