U.M. 

Acronym for Underground Morals: An organised gang in the north east of England formed by Jim and co-founded by Freddie. It's main aim is to stop innocent people become affected by crime and only targets the "scum" of society (child rapists, rapists, pedophiles, wife beaters, corrupt bastards etc). They follow a specific code of practice and must adhere to the rules at all times.

All the best people are part of the U.M.

U.M. by Glock21 October 9, 2005

U.M. 

Underground Morals; A gang mainly in Newcastle, England bringing hope to drug addicts and people with no future. It gives heroin and crack addicts jobs of either re-routing phone calls, selling drugs in the housing projects, driving VIP's around etc. Then pays them in money/quality drugs/both. Founded by Jim and contains such infamous people as Hunter, Evie, Ken, Mitsu, Dan and others. It has rapidly gained influence, power and popularity and is quickly taking over Newcastle.

Garry was well fucked up because of his heroin addiction until he joined the U.M. Now he's straightened out and he's aspiring to be Jim's personal chauffer.

U.M. by Projex4Life October 16, 2005

U.M.O.P. 

Uncivilized Monsters Of Poverty. Its commonly used in a derogatory fashion by "well to do" snobbish rich kids to describe those of a lower class.

"look Charles. It's those damn u.m.o.p.'s sitting on that green box again. lets go this way instead, I wouldn't want to get AIDS if one were the breathe on me. well said. indeed."

U.M.O.P. by David Cummings December 10, 2006

U.M.P

Urination Masturbation Procrastination

I start everyday with U.M.P

U.M.P by The Speaking Corpse August 1, 2026

T.U.M.B.L.R.

Totally,Unsatisfying,Malarkey,Bullshit, Lame, Relationship (T.U.M.B.L.R.)

Hey you aren’t still wasting time, money, emotions, and genuine effort any more on that T.U.M.B.L.R. are you? Dat Hoe is nothing but a hospital bike.

T.U.M.B.L.R. by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

T.R.U.M.P. 

An acronym for:
Truly
Reprehensible
Unqualified
Moron
President

T.R.U.M.P. likes to bash the media and brag about grabbing women by the pussy.

T.R.U.M.P. by Just_sayin' July 28, 2019

C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.

Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.

C O N S U M E by The funny guy at school September 22, 2020