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Tytenitus 

Tytenitus is a rare condition only found in one of each gender where the host starts to get sexier and sexier causing the two to become the perfect beings. Even though the two may be in completely different continents the condition will, at some point, help them find each other causing a gene pool so sexy it’s indescribable. However, having such a great gene pool the children causes the children to marry into lesser gene pool causing an uglier generation. Tytenitus is an air spread condition that migrated to its next host after both previous host die. The condition is so amazing that it also grows with culture and can present the “perfect” being through worlds outside views. For example in 2019 all girls want a trim, sexy, sleek body and guys want a handsome, muscular body, with Tytenitus these desires are possible. So don’t forget to breath because you never know when you’re about to get a whiff or Tytenitus!
“Hey you remember Tyten? I heard he went to Texas to find the only other person with Tytenitus”
“No way bro that’s so sick, I wish i had Tytenitus”
Tytenitus by beetthebeetle April 23, 2019
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teenitus 

a made up disease your parents came up with to make an excuse for your attitude. supposedly it affects your hearing and retention of knowledge.
my daughter has teenitus, she won't listen to me.
teenitus by hahahehe:) December 15, 2017
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Tootenitus 

A person who lives life tooting his own horn, yet never interested in those whom they're surrounded.
Harold suffered an acute case of tootenitus as he lived life boasting to all of his material possessions and all his personal accomplishments, yet never inquiring with other's of themselves.
Tootenitus by Dboliner March 23, 2008

taytenitis 

A disease where you become retarded and are obsessed with everything. This disease is highly contagous so stay away from anyone who has it.
Guy 1: Whoa man i think you got taytenitis!
Guy 2 : No! I cant have that! I will become obsessed with everything now!

Guy 1: There is no saving you now.
taytenitis by Tayten Hater November 23, 2016

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026