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Tytenitus 

Tytenitus is a rare condition only found in one of each gender where the host starts to get sexier and sexier causing the two to become the perfect beings. Even though the two may be in completely different continents the condition will, at some point, help them find each other causing a gene pool so sexy it’s indescribable. However, having such a great gene pool the children causes the children to marry into lesser gene pool causing an uglier generation. Tytenitus is an air spread condition that migrated to its next host after both previous host die. The condition is so amazing that it also grows with culture and can present the “perfect” being through worlds outside views. For example in 2019 all girls want a trim, sexy, sleek body and guys want a handsome, muscular body, with Tytenitus these desires are possible. So don’t forget to breath because you never know when you’re about to get a whiff or Tytenitus!
“Hey you remember Tyten? I heard he went to Texas to find the only other person with Tytenitus”
“No way bro that’s so sick, I wish i had Tytenitus”
Tytenitus by beetthebeetle April 23, 2019
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teenitus 

a made up disease your parents came up with to make an excuse for your attitude. supposedly it affects your hearing and retention of knowledge.
my daughter has teenitus, she won't listen to me.
teenitus by hahahehe:) December 15, 2017
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Tootenitus 

A person who lives life tooting his own horn, yet never interested in those whom they're surrounded.
Harold suffered an acute case of tootenitus as he lived life boasting to all of his material possessions and all his personal accomplishments, yet never inquiring with other's of themselves.
Tootenitus by Dboliner March 23, 2008

taytenitis 

A disease where you become retarded and are obsessed with everything. This disease is highly contagous so stay away from anyone who has it.
Guy 1: Whoa man i think you got taytenitis!
Guy 2 : No! I cant have that! I will become obsessed with everything now!

Guy 1: There is no saving you now.
taytenitis by Tayten Hater November 23, 2016
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