Tooting 

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

Tooting by lathsc January 9, 2020

Tooting 

A place in south-west London, do not visit tooting unless u want 2 be mugged, stabbed or shot in the head! A ruff place wher de evil and most gangsta of the world tend to live! Cousins with streatham an area best not risked unless in a very large group of weapon carrying gangster guys!!!

Boy: wanna cum my yard?
Girl: Wher u live?
Boy: Tooting.
Girl: Hell no i aint going there homie i dnt wanna be killed!!!

Tooting by LilMissME September 25, 2005

tooting 

Part of southwest london with a very high asian population.

"i need to buy some curry powder"
"Go to tooting then"

tooting by lulubod April 3, 2009

Tooting 

Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.

That girl is really tooting her flute very well!

Tooting by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

Tooting 

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

Tooting by [e-mail] May 15, 2015

Tooting 

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

Tooting by deshwahshier November 30, 2021

Tooting 

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

Tooting by anonymous July 15, 2024