When a guy is going down on you and you want to grab his head to bury it deeper but can't because you are in such ecstasy that your arms are too short flopping around in the air like a Tyranosaurusrex.
My pleasure created a tyranosaurusrex moment in which I could not reach the object I wanted.
The one true soulmate to the TaradactylSS, this rare creature is the definition of perfection. Breathtakingly gorgeous inside and out, just being in his presence is pure joy. Conversating with him comes easy and natural, but also distracting because of his insane good looks. You may find yourself lost in his eyes or staring at his lips wishing you could be kissing them because they are out of this world. He is the best part of your whole day and any time away from him feels like an eternity. He's everything and more you could ever ask for; smart, funny, witty, and crazy sexy. Just like a lamborghini, driving him in him is an absolute dream come true. You'll find yourself wanting to keep driving over and over again because he handles so fucking smoothly.
That tyrannosauruSS is such a smoke show in his suit pants.
I want to PMR that tyrannosauruSS for life.
The one true soulmate to the TaradactylSS, this rare creature is the definition of perfection. Breathtakingly gorgeous inside and out, just being in his presence is pure joy. Conversating with him comes easy and natural, but also distracting because of his insane good looks. You may find yourself lost in his eyes or staring at his lips wishing you could be kissing them because they are out of this world. He is the best part of your whole day and any time away from him feels like an eternity. He's everything you could ever possibly want; funny, smart, witty, and insanely sexy. Just like a lamborghini, driving him is an absolute dream come true. You'll want to just keep driving him over and over again because he handles so fucking smoothly.
That tyrannosauruSS is a total smoke show in his suit pants.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.