tyrannosaurus 

"Tyrant lizard king", the second most badass dinosaur out there, only following the velociraptor. Sure you can make fun of it's little arms but be prepared to get fucked up because this big ass mother fucker doesn't play around. If you see one of these don't even bother running because you don't stand a chance.

Holy shit I'm about to get fucked up by a Tyrannosaurus rex!

tyrannosaurus by Anon12346764 June 14, 2015

tyrannosaurus 

When you take your girlfriend out for a romantic date at the local natural history museum, before luring her to you house and proceeding to forcefully and passionately sodomize her with the weight of a full grown hippopotamus.

Want to get freaky and Tyrannosaurus later, Sara?

tyrannosaurus by GangstaTargaryn May 8, 2019

tyrannosaurus 

They are secretly strippers hired by Nicki Minaj.

Man: I saw a tyrannosaurus at Nicki Manaj concert!
Woman: No way!

tyrannosaurus by It's going down, I'm yelling t October 22, 2022

tyrannosaurus rex 

The humblest of all God's creatures. Capable of single handedly stopping alien invasions...

In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

tyrannosaurus rex by Mr Simon October 8, 2012

tyrannosaurus rekt 

This is used when simply saying "rekt" (shortened from of "wrecked") will not do. If you think someone has just delivered the world's sickest burn, this is the word to use. If you are an annoying twelve-year-old who has just gotten an extremely lucky kill in Call of Duty, this is what you say (see below).

Xxx_cooldude58_xxX: Just 420 noscoped you midair m8, tyrannosaurus rekt!

tyrannosaurus rekt by 165your4 October 31, 2014

tyrannosaurus wrecked 

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

tyrannosaurus wrecked by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008

tyrannosaurus mouth

A mouth that emits the stench of rotting flesh usually caused by the consumption of too much meat without flossing afterward. The effect is especially pronounced the morning after the meat consumption.

God damn! Get away from me with that tyrannosaurus mouth! Your breath smells like roadkill.

tyrannosaurus mouth by leporinis January 24, 2010