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Typical Andy 

A Typical Andy, is someone who is just not having any luck. Someone who goes about their day to day minding their own business and through no fault of their own things just don't go their way. Someone can have a Typical Andy incident or if they are really unlucky they can be having a Typical Andy day.
Someone walks past and spills a tray of drinks all over you. You may be falsely accused of something that leads to confrontation or perhaps a wardrobe malfunction on the way to an important event. You have just had a Typical Andy moment.

*****"So I was about to have a shave and the shaving cream exploded all over me!"*****

*****"Are you have had a Typical Andy moment there."*****
Typical Andy by Mandate2017 February 22, 2020

Typical Urbandictionary Definition

When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.

Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -

"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"

A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.

Typical Omegle 

For those who don't know what it is, Omegle is a site that allows two people to have an anonymous chat with each other. Two "strangers" are chosen at random, etc etc you know how it goes.

Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.

Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.

Omegle: 80% Perverts,

12% Illiterate people

4% automated 'bot' ads

2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas

1% The mentally disabled

1% Normal people
-Typical Omegle-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 male New Zealand

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey hows it going?

Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin

You: What?

Stranger: 13 m uk

You: I don't care

Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!

You have disconnected.
Typical Omegle by sahboh11 December 27, 2011

TypicalTard 

A generally very typical asian kid that produces video on youtube about free fire. A "TypicalTard" would also be one of the best gamer.
Wow, who is that asian gamer? He's so pro!
Oh man, he must be TypicalTard
TypicalTard by iFormal October 16, 2018
Ben: "I'm a dude named Ben and I owe my small amygdala to having No Agenda both Thursdays every week."
Whoever Ben just hit in the mouth: "tyfyc"
tyfyc by tigerspence2012 July 17, 2020

Typical Chazz 

A typical bro, he's chill, mega chill, and loves rolling on babes. Most people think he's the man, but some are intimidated by his skills, namely dropping sick beats, and rolling on babes.
Wow, Chazz just walked out of that party with three chicks. Pffft, Typical Chazz!
Typical Chazz by maxim II November 30, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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