A ridiculously attractive, sexy British TV chef. There are other British TV chefs, but she is definitely the most enjoyable to watch. Her dialogue is easier to follow than that of Jamie Oliver (who talks like he is on acid), and she doesn't have the crass vocabulary of Gordon Ramsay. She is especially popular with males aged 18-40, and if you ever watch one of her shows you will see why. Basically she possesses an incredible bust, and has a sensual demeanor that makes her hot, even when cutting onions or scaling a fish.
Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.
Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.
I don't normally watch cooking shows, but I make an exception if it has Nigella in it
I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner
I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner
by sahboh11 November 30, 2011
Get the Nigella Lawson mug.1. n/ An obese, hairy male who smells musty and reads a lot of pornography.
2. adjective/ Something that is gross, foul or unpleasant to look at.
3. A stupid, moronic or ill-informed person.
2. adjective/ Something that is gross, foul or unpleasant to look at.
3. A stupid, moronic or ill-informed person.
1: "That Mungy looking dude is a friggin' pervert"
2: "Aww bro that's Mungy as! Gross!!"
3: "Man you don't know shit. You're just a dumb Mungy.
2: "Aww bro that's Mungy as! Gross!!"
3: "Man you don't know shit. You're just a dumb Mungy.
by sahboh11 August 24, 2011
Get the Mungy mug.For those who don't know what it is, Omegle is a site that allows two people to have an anonymous chat with each other. Two "strangers" are chosen at random, etc etc you know how it goes.
Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.
Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.
Omegle: 80% Perverts,
12% Illiterate people
4% automated 'bot' ads
2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas
1% The mentally disabled
1% Normal people
Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.
Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.
Omegle: 80% Perverts,
12% Illiterate people
4% automated 'bot' ads
2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas
1% The mentally disabled
1% Normal people
-Typical Omegle-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 male New Zealand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hows it going?
Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin
You: What?
Stranger: 13 m uk
You: I don't care
Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 male New Zealand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hows it going?
Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin
You: What?
Stranger: 13 m uk
You: I don't care
Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!
You have disconnected.
by sahboh11 December 27, 2011
Get the Typical Omegle mug.The girl who flirts with you, but only as a joke. The slightly intoxicated chick who dances with you and kisses you on the cheek, but pulls away if you try and do the same to her.
The woman who smiles at you when she walks past, or gives you a compliment, but becomes disgusted if you show her any attention in return.
What do these ladies want? God only knows. Do they get a thrill from raising and lowering a man's hopes? Do they enjoy making guys feel like complete idiots? Semi-Sluts always frequent places such as office rooms, parties or universities.
The woman who smiles at you when she walks past, or gives you a compliment, but becomes disgusted if you show her any attention in return.
What do these ladies want? God only knows. Do they get a thrill from raising and lowering a man's hopes? Do they enjoy making guys feel like complete idiots? Semi-Sluts always frequent places such as office rooms, parties or universities.
Semi-Slut: Wow, you have really strong arms
Man: Oh really? All the better to hold you with...
Semi-Slut: EW, GROSS! Fuck off loser, I wouldn't be seen with you if you were the last man on earth!!
Man: But, you just...
Semi-Slut: (walks away calmly as though conversation never took place)
Man: Oh really? All the better to hold you with...
Semi-Slut: EW, GROSS! Fuck off loser, I wouldn't be seen with you if you were the last man on earth!!
Man: But, you just...
Semi-Slut: (walks away calmly as though conversation never took place)
by sahboh11 December 06, 2011
Get the Semi-Slut mug.Someone who is labeled as being a 'potential terrorist' (usually due to their skin color, clothing etc) but in a less accusing, more ironic way.
A comedic sleight on post 9-11 paranoia, saying someone is a Casual Terrorist is simply implying they look like a stereotypical terrorist, even though you know they are not one and are probably just trying to earn an honest living.
A comedic sleight on post 9-11 paranoia, saying someone is a Casual Terrorist is simply implying they look like a stereotypical terrorist, even though you know they are not one and are probably just trying to earn an honest living.
Person 1: Hey look at Ahmed sitting there in his taxi, I wonder if he's planning on blowing up any buildings today?
Person 2: Haha, naah he's too busy picking up customers and earning fares.
Person 1: Yeah, he only does that sorta shit on an off-day. He's a Casual Terrorist.
Person 2: Haha, naah he's too busy picking up customers and earning fares.
Person 1: Yeah, he only does that sorta shit on an off-day. He's a Casual Terrorist.
by sahboh11 November 30, 2011
Get the Casual Terrorist mug.Used instead of the phrase "Next Minute". No one knows its etymology (origin of word), except that it may have originated on the short-running TV3 show "The Jono Project". The phrase became extremely popular here in New Zealand and has been parodied many times since.
"Aww chur bro, makin' 2-minute noodles is easy as aye. Just boil some water, drop some noodles in there... Nek minnit... Hmm these noodles may need another minute aye..."
"I was talking to that weird girl Sharon, all was going fine, but nek minnit she hit me!"
"I was talking to that weird girl Sharon, all was going fine, but nek minnit she hit me!"
by sahboh11 November 30, 2011
Get the Nek Minnit mug.A girl or woman that is generally well-received with others, loyal, or says/does cool things. The female equivalent of a "Good Cunt".
Mostly used as a casual term of endearment between girls, to establish friendship and sociability. However if a guy says it, the girl will usually assume he is being disrespectful and become offended.
It can also be shortened to "G.B" if someone is too afraid to say "bitch" out loud.
Mostly used as a casual term of endearment between girls, to establish friendship and sociability. However if a guy says it, the girl will usually assume he is being disrespectful and become offended.
It can also be shortened to "G.B" if someone is too afraid to say "bitch" out loud.
Girl 1: (picks up something her friend dropped)
Girl 2: haha good bitch
Girl 1: aw you're welcome!
Guy: Hey honey I'm busy, could you please grab me a beer?
Girl: (gets can of beer, gives can)
Guy: Thanks babe, good bitch haha.
Girl: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Girl 2: haha good bitch
Girl 1: aw you're welcome!
Guy: Hey honey I'm busy, could you please grab me a beer?
Girl: (gets can of beer, gives can)
Guy: Thanks babe, good bitch haha.
Girl: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
by sahboh11 November 30, 2011
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