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turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012

twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.
Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.
twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twaddler 

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.
Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017
A wannabe hipster. Someone who tries to listen to underground music and such, but fails at life.
Sarah won't stop talking about what a hipster she is, when actually, she's just a tridder.
Tridder by viciousjett October 5, 2011

Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.
Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.
Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.
Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012