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A two-by-two matrix.

Typically the twooby is presented given two axes that are labelled with some quantity that can't be measured and the quadrants are given catchy names. These matrices are then used for important decisions.
To everyone's surprise the consultant revealed another twooby offering a convenient simplification of our issues
Twooby by __mahju May 4, 2022
Words you can keep
When a girl bends over and you see her twat behind that booty!
Twooty by Ally Whit January 3, 2017
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a tweet expression of enthusiasm and desire, esp. male
TWEET1: "The Beatles-Rock Band trailers on YouTube are the most amazing video that I have ever seen!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, it looks like you've got a twoody over it. Settle down."
twoody by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009
Twat+n00b=Twoob.
A very fun insult to use.
'Oh shut up you Twoob!'
'That guy from summer camp is such a twoob.'
twoob by Shackalacka July 20, 2008

Twooty Call 

A booty call via Twitter
Damn, so is this a Twooty Call then?
Twooty Call by BunzRashon June 10, 2009
A sexy god. Also a man who loves grandma
dude1: where is Tooby
dude2: : with grandma in the washing machine
tooby by {grandma} {nipple} December 3, 2016
stfu and gtfo you twoob
twoob by x.p.x July 30, 2008
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