Two hang 

Two hang describes a meeting of just two friends. As with a "group hang", it is a casual meeting and not a date.

Taylor: "Did Crystal and Tom go on a date last night?"
Sarah: "No, it was just a two hang."

Two hang by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010

two-man hang 

When two guys hang out, usually doing nothing of importance. It's often just two guys being bored. It is not considered a sausagefest or gay. Most of the time during a two-man hang is spent waiting for a third person to break the two-man hang.

Since dudes generally hate two-man hangs, it is often considered a prerequisite for the dude to hang out.

Girls don't have an eqivalent.

over the phone.
Jack: Hey, I'm bored, wanna hang?
John: With who else?
Jack: No one yet.
John: Errr.. I don't want a two-man hang...
Jack: Ok.. I'll see if I could get Jeff.

two-man hang by pandapanda July 14, 2007

Hang on two seconds and a monkey 

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.

‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’

Hang on two seconds and a monkey by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020

two day hangover

A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.

Got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover

two day hangover by jamz1 October 1, 2012

two-story hangover 

This phrase has a double meaning:

1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover

2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn

ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!

ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.

two-story hangover by B-Razzy May 8, 2005