Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail 

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail by LambsTail May 2, 2018

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

two shakes of a lamb's tail by Anonymous August 31, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

two shakes of a lamb's tail by Anonymous September 1, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

To do something in a fast manner - as quicks a lambs tail shakes...twice

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...

two shakes of a lamb's tail by LimeyGeeza August 31, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail

two shakes of a lamb's tail by David Arnott September 1, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

two shakes of a lamb's tail by vulveeta September 1, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

two shakes of a lamb's tail by TheOhJeez November 2, 2009