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Two Fived 

To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch
Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
Two Fived by CizzyMonster August 6, 2010
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five two five 

a state of bliss only attainable by the elite; very good
that trip was so damn five two five
five two five by Will-bo squeezy August 17, 2009

two-five 

derogatory term for security guards... from 5-0 (slang for police)
Two-five kicked me outta the food court for NO REASON, yo.
two-five by TC September 26, 2003

two fives beat a ten 

The knowing instruction given to a prodigy by an older and wiser male when referencing women to choose for sexual encounters. This rule will also make it much more possible to convince two women to go to bed with you at the same time.
Young dude,"God, that girl's a ten, I'm gonna go talk to her."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."
two fives beat a ten by Skip in DE January 7, 2007

two five 

traitor, to betray, two faced

although the origin of this phrase is unknow it's widely recognised within the chinese urban community
two five by hmmm..... May 23, 2006

Two-fives 

A word of Belizean Kriol English origin meaning friends.
"Me and My Bwai da Two-Fives"
Me and my boy are friends
Two-fives by Akkz August 26, 2005

Two Five 

50 Cents cousin Two-Five (two Five)
also known as continental and 25 Cent

way better than 50 cent
Yo did u hear that new song by Two Five

"My Block"
Two Five by Shady Narcotics October 18, 2007
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