Definitions by CizzyMonster
Two Fived
To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch
Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
Two Fived by CizzyMonster August 6, 2010