Zero Twosday is a globally recognized holiday celebrated on
Earth by a recent unnamed religion formed in
2017, who praises the deity known as "Zero
Two". While the holiday itself only officially occurs once every 100 years, worshippers of this deity are known to
praise her weekly, similar to other modern religions. The first of three official, and globally recognized instances of this religious holiday being, February
22,
2022, followed by February 22, 2122, and February 22, 2222 (all 2/22/22).
It is of communal belief that she will return on the final celebration and it is widely considered a joyous occasion. Other believers seem to expect different forms of
revenge from the return their goddess. Some mentioning things such as, 'Death by Face Sitting", or "Death by Thighs". Evidently a highly repentant religion, as often these implications and desires are followed by descriptions of the desire to be killed by Zero
Two's thighs personally, with great emphasis on the thickness of
said thighs. It is still unknown what sins these followers could have possibly committed to wish such treachery upon themselves.
Common usage:
"Happy Zero Twosday"
"I've
never felt a woman's touch, but at least it's Zero Twosday."
"I'm so glad my $296 Zero
Two figure finally came in, and just in
time for Zero Twosday!"
"Everyday is Zero Twosday"
"TGIZT"
