Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

Twitter Twain by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

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Twittertainment

First coined by Twitter user @H0llywoodWh0re to describe entertainment though the public content on Twitter.

Health care plan? How about free health care on Twitter for the fuckwits.. until I guess Tweepies will have quality 'Twittertainment'.

He's my Twittertainment since he decided moronic fuckwit was his new day job.

Quality Twittertainment, I love how the current events tend to arrive earlier though Twitter.

@H0llywoodWh0re, follow her because she's open, opinionated, and she's a 'Twittertainment' Twitter addict.

Twittertainment by H0llywoodWh0re July 26, 2009

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twittertainment

Entertainment on social sites, such as twitter.

I need some twittertainment tonight on my ipad 2 !

twittertainment by Raul MD. (Risat) November 20, 2011

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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