3 definitions by Teflon Johnny
Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 24, 2019
by Teflon Johnny March 12, 2014
The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.
by Teflon Johnny February 10, 2014