Twitter Shit
Twitter Shit by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
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twitter shit
When people without much social interaction randomly knock on your door and spew every minor occurance that's happened in their lives in the last few days that should have been posted on Twitter.
My annoying friend interrupted me watching a movie that I've been waiting to see forever to take a massive twitter shit in my living room.
twitter shit by NevadatheBassist March 4, 2010
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Twitter Shitter
Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.
"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"
Twitter Shitter by onewingedkefka April 29, 2008
twitter shitter
One who tweets, or posts to Twitter, while shitting. This was originally used in webcomic Penny Arcade on April 23, 2008.
"Man, while I was taking a dump today, I was twittering from my phone, I must be a twitter shitter."
twitter shitter by TalkingInCode April 27, 2008
Twitter-Shitter
Twitter-Shitter by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020
Twitter Shitter
A public bathroom stall with covered in tweets. These tweets are usually sexual or graphic in nature and usually posted by anonymous. Twitter Shitters are more commonly found in male restrooms. However, the dirtiest and meanest shitters are found in high school girl washrooms.
Guy1: " Dude, I just came back from the bathroom and somebody fuckin wrote all about their monster shit they had while jerkin off! It was fuckin disgusting"
Guy2: "Well that's what you get for goin in the Twitter Shitter."
Guy2: "Well that's what you get for goin in the Twitter Shitter."
Twitter Shitter by febrEEze99 July 20, 2009
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twitter shitter by deucer_mcshits June 22, 2009
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