Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.
The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.
Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.
The couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.
"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.