Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.
The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.
Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.
The couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.
"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"