twinkledouche (twĭng'kəl dūsh), noun - stupid, uncaring
dumbass boy that leads girls on, telling said
girl they "love" them, then quickly loses interest and goes after stupid, ugly facebook whores, completely disregarding the feelings of the awesome girls that actually
like them.
twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly nice, sweet girls lose their faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting
girl on the face of the planet.
twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said
girl's names and facebook
creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.
douchecunts are also guys who tell a
girl they're "in love with them," then
like two days later ask one of their best friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.
there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when
people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar nice, unsuspecting girls.
twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever
girl they can get into some closet somewhere.
Douchecunt: "Hey, I really like your friend. But I haven'
t exactly told her that yet.. And, uh.. There's a backroom of that school building if you're interested.."
Girl: "What, the
hell. You're such a fucking douchecunt."
Twinkledouche: "Hey
baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..
