Twinkle Doo 

The sex had between two gay men with extreme scat fetishes.

Alice: Did you notice how bad Greg and Jamie's apartment smelled? It was like a New York City subway!
Frank: Well of course it did; before you came over they had a twinkle doo.

Twinkle Doo by King_S07 August 5, 2022

sweedes making my Twinkie doo 

When the “stuff” makes your “teletubby” dance

“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
“Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”

sweedes making my Twinkie doo by HandsomeZ December 25, 2019

tinkle doo 

When you pee and take a shit at the same time.

Person 1: What’s one of your hobbies?
Person 2: I’m a tinkle doo master!

tinkle doo by razorbeer March 25, 2019

twinkle door 

womans' rude bits. hair optional.

the porn star name of my friend julie. twinkle was a pony, door was her mother.

the syph ran rife in her twinkle door.

twinkle door by bearded wisdom January 29, 2004

makes my dookie twinkle 

A hilarious quote from Dave Chappelle's MTV Cribs show where he shows himself sprinkling diamonds on his food because "It makes my dookie twinkle"

Dave:Diamonds "makes my dookie twinkle baby"
Its the most balling shit you can think of

Come on in MTV ya broke ass muthafuckas

makes my dookie twinkle by billet January 12, 2009

dookie twinkle 

when your shit sparkles after you drink too much goldschlagger.

i got so toasted off of goldschlagger last nite, i woke up and dropped a fat dookie twinkle

dookie twinkle by granada ladybug December 12, 2008

twinkledouche 

twinkledouche (twĭng'kəl dūsh), noun - stupid, uncaring dumbass boy that leads girls on, telling said girl they "love" them, then quickly loses interest and goes after stupid, ugly facebook whores, completely disregarding the feelings of the awesome girls that actually like them.

twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly nice, sweet girls lose their faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting girl on the face of the planet.

twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said girl's names and facebook creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.

douchecunts are also guys who tell a girl they're "in love with them," then like two days later ask one of their best friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.

there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar nice, unsuspecting girls.

twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever girl they can get into some closet somewhere.

Douchecunt: "Hey, I really like your friend. But I haven't exactly told her that yet.. And, uh.. There's a backroom of that school building if you're interested.."
Girl: "What, the hell. You're such a fucking douchecunt."

Twinkledouche: "Hey baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..

twinkledouche by NoOneLikesYou November 17, 2009