twinkledouche (twĭng'kəl dūsh), noun - stupid, uncaring
dumbass boy that leads girls on, telling said girl they "love" them, then quickly loses interest and goes after stupid, ugly
facebook whores, completely disregarding the feelings of the awesome girls that actually
like them.
twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly
nice, sweet girls lose their
faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting girl on the face of the planet.
twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said girl's names and facebook creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.
douchecunts are also guys who tell a girl they're "in love with them," then
like two days later ask one of their best
friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.
there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when
people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar
nice, unsuspecting girls.
twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever girl they can get into some closet somewhere.
Douchecunt: "Hey, I really
like your friend. But I haven't exactly told her that yet.. And, uh.. There's a backroom of that school building if you're interested.."
Girl: "What, the hell. You're such a
fucking douchecunt."
Twinkledouche: "Hey baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks
facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..
