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Twinkering

The act of tinkering whilst simultaneously tweaking. Usually after midnight, high af on meth, almost always includes the use of tools from the tweaker's "twack pack."
Tweaker #1: "Hey wassup bro?"
Tweaker #2 "Not much. Just out in the shop, twinkering."
Tweaker #1 "Ahhh dude! Can I come twinker too? I'm bored af, and everyone here is asleep."
Tweaker #2: "Yeah if you bring me a Mtn Dew and 2 packs of smokes. Oh- and some butane."
Twinkering by RudeDogRooster September 25, 2023
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twinking 

MMORPG: The very common practice of giving a lower level character items he could not have obtained on his own. Most MMORPGs have level requirements on items to reduce the effectiveness of twinking.
I twinked out my level one Sorceress with Tarnhelm, the Eye of Etlich, and two SOJs.
twinking by Rast September 6, 2004

Tinkering 

To mess around with something and you don't really have a clue what your doing.
"Make sure Ed isn't tinkering with my car, I need that thing for work."

"Don't even tinker with my vacuum, I'll send it back to the shop."
Tinkering by Kitsme October 26, 2011

Thinkering 

Getting down on one knee, curling one's wrist to one's chin, and looking up, mimicking the pose of Auguste Rodin's classic sculpture "The Thinker".

(Created by Dave Silverman, reported by Staks Rosch, "Thinkering: The atheist answer to Tebowing", Dec. 30, 2011, examiner.com)
In response to the fundamentalist craze of Tebowing, American Atheists President Dave Silverman has come up with an atheist version called "Thinkering."
Someone commented that the pose looked too similar to Tebowing, to which Silverman responded: "That's the point. The difference is we don't bow our heads in blind submission, rather we consider and conclude for ourselves."
Thinkering by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012

Thinkering 

A portmanteau of "thinking" and "tinkering". Means to think about something by tinkering with objects relating to the problem under consideration. Usually unguided, exploratory and individual, often a very good way to explore aspects of difficult problems or to find solutions where none are obvious. In other words, an active form of thinking.

Akin to solving a puzzle (like a rubiks cube) by trying to solve it rather than just sitting and staring at it.
Bob is thinkering again, wonder if he'll finally figure out how to get that perpetual motion machine back together again?
Thinkering by ithacanz October 1, 2010

I cannot stop twinkling

Aoyama: "Mon ami, you can’t deny my sparkle."
Class 1-A: "Come on!"
Lady Midnight: "It’ll be better this way: take out the 'I' and shorten the 'cannot' to 'can’t'."
Aoyama: "It’s stunning, mademoiselle."
Kirishima, Kaminari Sato, Jirou, and Midoriya: "SHE LIKES IT?"
Sato: "Also you’re not really French, are you, that’s just an act!"
I LITERALLY JUST COPIED THE I cannot stop twinkling scene FROM THE MHA HERO NAMES EPISODE

live twittering 

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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