tweetless 

Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.

I'm tweetless after hearing that Aston Kutcher has stopped evangelizing Twitter.

With nothing to do but describe my latest latte buying excursion I suddenly found myself tweetless.

That boring Oprah was mercifully tweetless today.

tweetless by seacrest11 May 28, 2009

Tweetless Day 

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

Tweetless Day by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

tutant meenage neetle teetles 

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.

tutant meenage neetle teetles by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017

twitless 

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.

That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.

twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

Tweetledumb 

Description of someone who submits stupid posts on Twitter

I saw Jason's stupid post last night on Twitter. In addition to being a total tool he's also Tweetledumb.

Tweetledumb by detax June 17, 2009

Textless Syndrome 

When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.

Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.

Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.

Textless Syndrome by Jak Timels May 6, 2008

Teetles

The tits of a flat chested girl, most often refered to as the "mosquito bite"

due, check out her chest, shes got fucking teetles

Teetles by Drunken Kareoke Master January 26, 2007