Definitions by ThatPunnyPeep321

GFS 

Global Forecast System; a weather model that predicts almost every typhoon will hit Japan as a category 5.

The GFS says the typhoon will hit Tokyo as a category 5, just like it did for all the other typhoons this year that didn't.

GFS by ThatPunnyPeep321 August 28, 2018

number two year 

Like a number four year, but are years in a 4n+2 pattern. They are known for Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup, and U.S. Midterm elections.

The PyeongChang Winter Olympics and Russia World Cup will make 2018 an amazing number two year!

number two year by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 10, 2017

tweeter 

A small hand.

What tiny tweeters President Trump has!

tweeter by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

Tweetless Day 

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

Tweetless Day by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017