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Tweedledoofer 

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing
"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"
Tweedledoofer by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedle dee and tweedle dum 

Two assholes that hang out with each other, their personalities usually bring out the worst in each other and occasionally they think they are hilarious together.
Oh my, there go tweedle dee and tweedle dum again, I could kill em both... but how do they get the ladies?

tweedle dum and tweedle dee 

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity
Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE

tweedledump 

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous ass. They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.
Terry Thiel is the biggest tweedledump I've ever seen! He left one of his clones in the toilet!

Twiddledeefuck 

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.
Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?
Twiddledeefuck by Centipead11 October 20, 2010

tweedle dee 

Tweedle Dee is a fat short little man from Alice in wonderland.:-/
Alice:Who are you?
Tweedle Dee:Tweedle Dee,of course!
Alice:Oh the fat chubby short one?
Tweedle Dee:What?Where did you hear that?
Alice:Urban Dictionary!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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