tweeler

A person, usually male, who enjoys sniffing little girl's bicycle seats.

Did you see that guy? He just smelled that bicycle seat that kid was riding on. What a tweeler.

by Eseer Tam November 22, 2017

tweeler

One who tweets via twitter while at the wheel of a motor vehicle or while operating heavy machinery. This, more often than not, results in serious injury and/or death.

Passenger: "Look at that asshole tweeler, cut him off."
Driver: "I'll give you something to tweet about emo fag!"

Wade is such a tweeler. I am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.

by SamSchlong October 20, 2009

Tweezers

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.

According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.

by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018

Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

by jredman April 19, 2017

Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

Tweelete

Tweelete: To delete a tweet on Twitter after you've already sent it out to everyone, in an effort to hide what asinine thing you just tweeted.

Also: tweeleted, tweeleting, tweeletion, tweeleter, etc.

Oh, that Mrs. Private Citizen Half-term Governor Palin just tweeleted again! I guess she didn't have anyone do any fact checking for her before she sent out that tweet. Someone told her to tweelete it so nobody can find out how stupid she really is! palinized

by RipleyinCT June 5, 2010

tweeker bay

exciting, cheap deals that are better than ebay provided by your neighborhood crankster which he probably stole so he can buy more drugs at dirt cheap prices.

Hey dude, why are going to bid $40 for that ipod on ebay when you can buy it now at tweeker bay from cranster tony down the street for $10?

by HOT POCKET STOMPER May 26, 2010