Skip to main content
1) Random drunk text message sent out between the hours of 11pm and 3am

2) Random nickname for select females
At 1am, i opened up my phone and saw the Core texted me "TWATSY" even though hes standing right next to me.
Twatsy by Getz July 19, 2004
Words you can keep
Having moxie, panache, boldness, fierceness, fearlessness. Basically, the feminine equivalent of BALLSY.
She was so incredibly twatsy that I had to give her a standing ovarian.
Twatsy by Callie Pygeous December 29, 2015
Related Words

twatsiole 

1. a term of endearment for your non-Italian daughter in law
2. a dumb bitch
That twatsiole Karen wannabe is holding up the line at Costco!
twatsiole by MFGJokers June 24, 2020

The Bleeding Twats 

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.
Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

Bucket of hog twats 

A bucket that is filled with useless sex organs but yet
it is still more useful than you
You're more useless than a bucket of hog twats bob!
Bucket of hog twats by Audir8 June 11, 2021

twatsicle 

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.
"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"
twatsicle by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Twatsocket 

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."
Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
Next