Twatire 

When you genuinely can't tell if someone is being satire or not because you're on Twitter.

Girl: "Females" is a slur. It's 2022 don't you know that?
Guy: Is this Twatire or am I just dumb?

Twatire by Phenobism September 2, 2022

Twatiest 

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011

Twaties 

A group of Twaty girls who may or may not be whorish in appearance.

Hey look at that group of twaties

Twaties by AsiasorousMD August 2, 2011

twatiness 

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat

There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.

twatiness by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014

twatise 

To forcefully evangelise a point of security compliance to a level where others contemplate slitting their wrists rather than continuing to argue. (verb) pronounced "twat" - "eyes"

If I have to listen to another word of this, I'll have to twatise myself!

I dont evangelise, I am a Security Twat not an evangelist, so I Twatise!

twatise by ChimpRocket June 6, 2015

twatie 

Another way to say a hottie but it only applies for girls . Only stupid people say this

“Dang Jerold look over there at that twatie”.

twatie by I live alone with 3 cats February 8, 2018

Twattire 

Noun.

1. The attire of a twat, for example, a Gilet.

1) Look at that idiot's twattire.

Twattire by PajeshRatel June 12, 2012