Twatalot

A girlfriend that you just can't make happy, that bitches constantly.

I kicked that bitch to the curb, cause she was a real TWATALOT

by JERIN1 February 23, 2010

Twatalogue

A glossy brochure featuring ladies' bits, which sadly lacks a mail order element.

From chic and sophisticated periodicals such as Mayfair, to downmarket manrags including Razzle, twatalogues offer something for every pocket.

by Milo2009 July 8, 2009

Twatalope

A twatalope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major American city. Generally female, the twatalope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter's clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume Oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. The twatalope's usual means of conveyance is a Cadillac Escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.

The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.

The twatalope barged to the head of the Starbuck's queue.

by Leo Kottke's Black Bones July 8, 2009

Twatapotamus

A very large, loose twat

ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!

by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

Twatapottamus

A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus

"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."

by deathfordough November 18, 2016

Twatapotamous

A hungry hungry bimbo that stalks and attacks unsuspecting females online to ensure her own relativity in the world.

That IG Twatapotamous went all hungry hungry bimbo, because she thought I was after her Mane...

by Sadong Hussain September 14, 2019

twatalite

a twatalite is basically a twat with lite on the end of the word it sounds much better than twat

you could shout this at some one twatalite ''TWATALITE''

by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007