Twat wank

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

by RepisShredders April 16, 2010

Wanky Twat

noun. Used to describe a person who commits unpleasant deeds for personal gain. Similar to "dick".

Louis: Whats's with that guy?
Laura: I know, he's such a wanky twat.

by Polionius October 6, 2008

twatwanker

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny

She's a twatwanker of the first order.

by Piemanius September 14, 2006

twatwankle

A Twatwankle is a person who spends their spare time looking up silly words on urbandictionary.com.

Hey Joe, stop looking up words on urbandictionary, you Twatwankle!

by Bumble knockers April 28, 2022

twatwank

A twatwank is much the same as a titwank, except it utilises a lady's tuppy. Essentially, it's just plain old sexing.

"My, Lady Chatterley, I wouldn't half love to give you a good twatwank up against that old oak tree yonder..."

"The twins, Alan and Victoria, slipped into the train's toilet with a view to steal a quick kiss from one another. As it turned out, Alan ended up furiously twatwanking Victoria up against the door."

by Ian Gee July 30, 2008