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Twat-Knocker 

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"
Twat-Knocker by singletracklife June 10, 2016

twat knockers

1. To describe two consenting women involved in the bumping of uglies. 2. Agressive vagina on vagina sex (twat knocking). 3. Slapping or smacking the vagina (twat knock).
"Damn... Those twat knockers look pretty bruised up."

"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"
twat knockers by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Twatknacker 

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013

twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.
man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.
twatknocker by the big dog May 11, 2006

Twitknocker 

People who spend a regular or excessive amount of time on the web site Twitter.
Joe is always on Twitter - what a Twitknocker!
Twitknocker by OhCurt March 14, 2009

Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.
Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.
Twatknackered by Twatknackered March 31, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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