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Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.
Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"
by knockknockknock April 6, 2014
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Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"
by singletracklife June 10, 2016
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twat knockers

1. To describe two consenting women involved in the bumping of uglies. 2. Agressive vagina on vagina sex (twat knocking). 3. Slapping or smacking the vagina (twat knock).
"Damn... Those twat knockers look pretty bruised up."

"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"
by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003
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Twatknacker

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
by juannkerr October 4, 2013
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twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.
man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.
by the big dog May 11, 2006
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Twitknocker

People who spend a regular or excessive amount of time on the web site Twitter.
Joe is always on Twitter - what a Twitknocker!
by OhCurt March 14, 2009
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Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.
Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.
by Twatknackered March 31, 2010
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