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Definitions by knockknockknock
Twat Knocker
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someone who is incredibly annoying or is
just
terrible
at doing
simple
things such as everyday tasks.
Guy
1
"How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU
JUST
PUT IT IN THE
MICROWAVE
YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"
Twat Knocker
by
knockknockknock
April 6, 2014
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