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donkey twat 

one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person
That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!
donkey twat by Robert Derrington October 2, 2006

Twatmonkey 

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts
Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey
Twatmonkey by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

Twatmonkey 

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.
My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!
Twatmonkey by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

twatmonkeywhore 

Jake is such a twatmonkeywhore for trying to hook up with his best friend’s chick.
twatmonkeywhore by Ezarc December 29, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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