Twat Donkey 

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand

Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!

Twat Donkey by DutDut79 May 1, 2019

donkey twat 

one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person

That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!

donkey twat by Robert Derrington October 2, 2006

Twatmonkey 

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

Twatmonkey by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

Twatmonkey 

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

Twatmonkey by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

twatmonkeywhore 

An idiot with low morals.

Jake is such a twatmonkeywhore for trying to hook up with his best friend’s chick.

twatmonkeywhore by Ezarc December 29, 2021