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donkey twat 

one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person
That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!
donkey twat by Robert Derrington October 2, 2006

Twatmonkey 

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts
Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey
Twatmonkey by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

Twatmonkey 

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.
My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!
Twatmonkey by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

twatmonkeywhore 

Jake is such a twatmonkeywhore for trying to hook up with his best friend’s chick.
twatmonkeywhore by Ezarc December 29, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026