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Twaddlt by RainbowHufflepuff69 December 24, 2020
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turnip twaddler
Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012
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Twaddler
A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
I have two of them.
Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017
twadult
A person or persons who has recently graduated from teenage to twenty something and is obviously having trouble adjusting.
This usually makes them act like a twat, hence the slang 'twadult'
This usually makes them act like a twat, hence the slang 'twadult'
universites are full of twadults these days
twadult by Matt Cicada August 13, 2006
Twaddlecunt
Twaddlecunt by PureHell March 22, 2013
Cock Twaddle
Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
Cock Twaddle by EliteNerds June 5, 2018
pretentious twaddle
the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else
The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
pretentious twaddle by dp916 February 14, 2004
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