twaddles

a mysterious female medical condition. women with the twaddles have a tiny ballsack attached to their anus, and sometimes appear to have labia extending into their assholes.

brah, i was making out with this chick, and she stopped me and told me she had the twaddles and asked if i still wanted to hook up. i was like fuck that shit, bitch, and i walked out. alpha as fuck.

by AnonymousLovesJustinBieber August 6, 2010

Twaddles

When women have enough guts to stand up for her self. She finally had enough bull crap and decide to say something to someone that mistreated her. Meaning a women’s twat Nd she grew a set of balls

She finally got enough courage to tell then man she was in love with him. Telling a women thay have twaddles is like telling a man to grow sum balls and speak out. Man she finally grew sum twaddles

by Redneck chicks June 6, 2018

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

taddles

The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.

"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"

by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009

Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

by PureHell March 22, 2013

Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

by EliteNerds June 5, 2018