Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a
tenacious amount of poop residue
left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet
paper.
"After his big sticky dump,
Joel was telling
Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that
Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."
"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."