Tusean 

Better than Tom Brady at football. Also is better than Ninja at fortnite

Tusean is better than you

Tusean by MOPPPHEAD June 16, 2018

Tusean 

Dis mans means you is a smart bitch, and god at overwatch and fortnite

Wow my guy who are are a tusean

Tusean by wasteyute69 July 11, 2019

Tuscan Pool Party

When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water

"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"

Tuscan Pool Party by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 13, 2014

Tuscan Mudslide 

Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.

"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."

"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."

Tuscan Mudslide by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015

Tuscan 

Tuscan is the official language of Italy, San Marino and Switzerland. It is the real name of what is commonly known as Italian. In the Italic Peninsula many dialects of Latin appeared and the Tuscan dialect spoken in Florence became the official language of the whole Italian territory.
Unfortunately, due to the European nationalism it started to be called "Italian".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca, I've been told that your grandpa is Italian.
Luca: Hehe, yes. Did my father tell you about it?
Ezekiel: Yes, he did.
Luca: Well, you now know why I have been christened with a Tuscan name.

Tuscan by Ezechiel August 16, 2006

Tysean 

A Tysean is a really lovable and funny person but has a lot of issues! But he wont talk about them unless they are really bothering him. he is a great listener and a great friend! he isn't the most responsible and will stand up for what he believes in.

"Is that Tysean cutting class again?"- "Yes."

Tysean by Chica-be-in-love March 8, 2013

Tuscan Pot Roast 

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

Tuscan Pot Roast by lerk99 March 12, 2017