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Turtle Bag

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Turtle Bag is when you have a Turtle Head and hover it in there mouth. But instead of dipping it in and out you spin 360s so shit is spread around there teeth, lips, etc...
Joel: Ugh, I was totally Turtle Bagged by Aden yesterday...My face looked half brown he spread it around so much...
by LilAWIII June 15, 2011
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Baggy Turtle

An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.
"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."
by Dr.Doctor101 November 12, 2017
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turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.
Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag
by LEOGEO October 16, 2009
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turtlebackin

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.
Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.
by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014
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turtleback

When a man orgasms on a female's back, then gets her to fall asleep on her back. While asleep, the semen adheres to the woman's back and to the bed, such that when she awakens and attempts to get up, she is unable, which leaves her to flail her arms and legs like an overturned turtle.
I turtlebacked that ho' and when she woke up was stuck frontside up.
by G-lenn March 7, 2009
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Turtlevagina

my fav moot!! very weird, gives me a headache

Fyodor kinnie, red flag tbh

Probably likes feet
Lemonade is orgasmic !

Omg did you just quote tiktok user turtlevagina?!!
by call me diablo February 21, 2022
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turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.
Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.
by scodder April 9, 2010
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