Turninable 

Able to be turned in.

Anthony: Gotta finish my late work for English... which is no longer turninable... damn it.
Andrew: Sucks man.

Turninable by AliceInChains98 March 24, 2016

Trainable Fern 

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.

I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!

Trainable Fern by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

scratching the pink turntable by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

trainable 

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.

Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.

trainable by Mango January 2, 2003

Trainable 

Affected with moderate mental retardation and capable of being trained in self-care and in simple social and work skills in a sheltered environment.

"Hey Frank, how come you haven't gotten up yet?" asked the teacher.
"I'm w-wet and sticky," replied the trainable.

Trainable by Joe1015 September 28, 2005

turntable

Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.

Check out the Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD turntable, it is the step to future DJing.

turntable by Bobby De Niro November 2, 2004

Turntable

A machine used to play vinyl records.

"Technics makes the best turntables."

Turntable by JesseBW August 30, 2003