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Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."
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spiderman: turn off the dark 

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.
Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.

Turn off the power of large segments of the country 

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...
Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.
Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.
turn that shit off, boy by B-Drac November 8, 2003

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when
Seinfeld is about to come on. Turn that shit off, boy, hurry before Seinfeld comes on; that show is gay
turn that shit off, boy by OG Niggah December 28, 2005

Screen turnoff 

The mongoloid way for a person to communicate screen saving mode and or battery saving mode
Person 1: "How do i turn off the Screen turnoff on mac?"
Person 2: "Do you mean sleep mode?"
Person 1: "Same shit."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019