turkeyness
turkeyness by roadguy February 23, 2009
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Turkeyness
Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"
Turkeyness by drukenhard January 4, 2009
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Turkeyversy
A controversy, especially between family members, surrounding the schedule, location or menu of the annual Thanksgiving celebration.
There is a huge turkeyversy this year about whether to have dinner at Grandma's condo or Aunt Patty's trailer.
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turdedness
An expression of the word turd in a verb form. When something is turded it can be closely described as being crapped on. Turdedness however goes a step further and expresses the shittiness of a situation or action. Can be used in the same context as craziness.
"You won't believe the turdedness I had to deal with today. A cop wrote me a ticket for going 2 km over the limit!"
turdedness by sumerwine January 28, 2010
Turkeyfested
1. To be in a state of extreme intoxication and exhaustion due to participation and/or attendance of the annual Cuero Turkeyfest in Cuero, TX.
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2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.
Turkeyfested by trkerazr August 23, 2011
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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