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turkey ball 

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.
"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"
turkey ball by umbie March 21, 2004

turkey ball 

A game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving
Hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?

Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle
Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich
Turkey ball sandwich by Pulsiv September 25, 2024

Turkey Balls 

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

Turkey Balls 

When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck
As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls
Turkey Balls by Coneja July 7, 2009

Turkey Balls 

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.
"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
Turkey Balls by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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