Definitions by NuttersNutsack

Turkey Balls 

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

Turkey Balls by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

Fuckgug 

A DJ at a Gay bar who does not have Cher on his/her playlist.

"OMG, That DJ is a total Fuckgug! I can't believe he is playing at a Gay bar and doesn't have Cher."

Fuckgug by NuttersNutsack July 15, 2013