Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.
"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
by NuttersNutsack June 29, 2013
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Fuckgug

A DJ at a Gay bar who does not have Cher on his/her playlist.
"OMG, That DJ is a total Fuckgug! I can't believe he is playing at a Gay bar and doesn't have Cher."
by NuttersNutsack June 28, 2013
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