engrish

A vocabulary consisting of all letters of the alphabet except the letter "L", in which the letter "R" is used in its place.

Hurro I am Japanese and I have finally learnt how to speak Engrish.

by umbie March 22, 2004

boombalada

A mature aged obese lady who has fatty boomsticks, hence the name boombalada.

wow dude look at that boombalda over there rolling in french fries!

by umbie March 22, 2004

umbie

me. the one and only known umbin in the world. Serious its my real name. if u want to know what it really means you must go to www.umbin.com

hi my name is umbin, but you can call me umbie

by umbie March 22, 2004

turkey ball

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

by umbie March 22, 2004

Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

boomsticks

The leg of an obese person, usually of the female specimen, that is thick with cellulite and bulging. Produces a "boom" sound that shakes the ground when used for walking or even running(running is not recommended as it can serve as a hazard and cause serious damage to the surrounding environment). This condition can be overcome only by using tinas avon cellusculpt gel.

that boombalda has fatty boomsticks. The ground is shaking when she walks.

by umbie March 22, 2004

sinituetti

1.a sandwich that can be considered as fine art and is of fine taste.
2.anything to do with subway sandwiches.

the subway sandwich artist has impeccable sinetuetti style

by umbie March 23, 2004