umbie's definitions

turkey ball

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

by umbie March 21, 2004

Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

umbie

me. the one and only known umbin in the world. Serious its my real name. if u want to know what it really means you must go to www.umbin.com

hi my name is umbin, but you can call me umbie

by umbie March 21, 2004

schmageggy

when an inexperienced chef makes scrambled eggs that have been cooked to the point of liquidisation.

"i made you schmageggy on toast, johnny"

by umbie March 22, 2004

schmecken

This word is recommended for use on a younger sibling of whom smells and looks like a dog. It is a command used as a method of telling someone to rub their face into something, such as food or shite, just as a dog would do.

"dont tell mum coz if u do you must schmecken these" (pointing to nana's cottontails)

by umbie March 24, 2004

boomsticks

The leg of an obese person, usually of the female specimen, that is thick with cellulite and bulging. Produces a "boom" sound that shakes the ground when used for walking or even running(running is not recommended as it can serve as a hazard and cause serious damage to the surrounding environment). This condition can be overcome only by using tinas avon cellusculpt gel.

that boombalda has fatty boomsticks. The ground is shaking when she walks.

by umbie March 21, 2004

engrish

A vocabulary consisting of all letters of the alphabet except the letter "L", in which the letter "R" is used in its place.

Hurro I am Japanese and I have finally learnt how to speak Engrish.

by umbie March 21, 2004